Yeah, school is crap

I was very lucky to have a six day weekend due to some snow this weekend and this time I was actually enjoying the fact that I was out. Last Snow break was right after Christmas break and I ran out of things to do while sitting in an emoty house within a few minutes, but this time the break was much needed. And I really don't want to go back to school
Don't get me wrong, it's not like I'm failing any classes or I have people who slam me against lockers in order to steal my hummus and pita chips (Yes I do bring strange foods to school). But there are a few things that I am really not looking forward to going back to... yeah, it's list time.
10 things I am not looking forward to returning to
1 We are studying imaginary numbers in Math IV. Honestly this isn't fecking Hogwarts, we don't study Narnia and North Dakota in Geography. Or Dragons in Biology. Or the literary value of the Twilight series in English. WT FECK School Curriculum. I don't care how many bubbles they have.
2 We are watching Hamlet in Shakespeare right now and the actor who played Malfoy is Hamlet. This is wonderful, except I am having this total fangasm throughout the 4 hour movie. Honestly I am going to die of happiness if we don't stop watching it. And the guy who played Pettigrew is Rozencrantz.
3 The lunch table I sit at is right in front of the table of the obnoxious. It has football players and a couple of popular girls. They enjoy the screaming about the next party that everyone who can hold more gallons of beer than a minifridge and talking about the funny things they did while intoxicated the following week. Examples of which include one of the football players singing Tik Tok to one of the girls and someone's make out session with a barstool.
4 The results of the talent show auditions will probably be decided on. The two acts I am working in have been meeting before Christmas to rehearse. If I don't make it, there will be someone getting boiled alive. I'm referring of course to Lobsters.
5 Getting up early. Sure school starts at 8 and I live less than five minutes away. But still. I have important morning rituals. I mean I have to exercise, take a shower, straighten my hair a little bit, put some product up in there... Then there is the difficult choice of which T-shirt I should wear. I mean I don't want to look like Hot Topic just barfed a pop culture reference all over me. I have to wear tasteful pants and a fun belt and different colored socks. Then there is the dancing to random songs while I wait for the time to go... but I might need to do a morning routine blog so I will finish this then.
6.The Obligation to be funny. Let's face it, everyone expects me to be funny. At least the people who actually matter. So what if I feel like being serious? People are like "I get it he is using mock solemnity haha. This is joyfully humorous. Robert tell the one about the walrus!"
7. Packing an unusual lunch. I have a reputation to maintain. If I brought PB and J sandwich everyone would think I have lost my marbles. As Peanut Butter when combined with Jelly improves the ability to find things. Weird food is the only way to go, the people at my lunch table always make fun of my scrumptious consumables and this must not change.
8. People. As I hate all gossip that doesn't directly concern me, I will avoid names here. There are just few people that are bothering me at the moment. First all there are several girls who like me at the moment. and only 100% of them are terrifying. There is also a bit of a complicated possible relationship thing possibly about to happen but again. This is the internet. Anyone I mention by name can and will be raped
9. I don't have any time for Neopets or video games or writing.
Can't feed pets, can't play games
Cause there is school tommorow.
(I Have to go sleep earlier)
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10. Crowded Hallways.

Naylor out