Honest advertising

I saw an ad today for Church's Chicken this woman walked onto the camera and said "I loves me some Church's chicken. Mmmm Crunchy!" Yes she was black. This is the most honest advertising on television today and i think there should be more of it. Here are some suggestions to 10 popular companies

1. Mc. Donald's
"Our food will fuck you up for life, but it doesn't taste very bad."
2. Slyvan Learning Center
"We'll make your lazy child study under the watchful eyes of our creepy Indian tutors, who will constantly say "You are dooo-ing it wrong" until their soul is crushed and they become school robots"
3. Viagra
"It will give you this freaky, raging boner for like seven hours of eldersex"
4.Wendy's
"Our food is really kind of crappy, but we do have frosties"
5. Cocoa Puffs
"This cereal will make your kids so hyper they will explode, therefore ending the financial burden"
6. Wii
" Three weeks of unceasing fun and then you realize it's not, and wonder why you bought one"
7. Walmart
"Our wage slavery is your baragain, come walk on the faces of our employees by buying some of our undercut products that will destroy small businesses and exploit China"
8. All State
"Your in good hands until you get in a crash, then it's your fecking problem"
9.Beneful
" Are you thinking Disgusting food with nutrients that dog is really not enjoying?"
10. Taco Bell
"No self respecting mexican would work here"