I think I like this career thing I'm going to roll with it until I get a better idea. (Give me your suggestions!)
First of all some statistics...
49% of women who make $100,000 dollars or more are unmarried. And probably sex starved.
This is believed to be because 75% percent of men prefer a woman who makes a lower income than they do. Personally I think that this is because men are really, really stupid.
If these women are so lonely all a guy would have to do to satisfy them is do a little dance, make a little love, and earn their inheritance. All I have to do is bait myself up for some cougars, really old ones who can't get preggers. I just get em happy and get their money.
That's right I want to be the first male gold digger. I won't even need to go to school, I just need to work out a lot and practice flirting. That's like a million dollar income! All I have to do is feign attraction and love, and I am a brilliant actor. How is that for a job?
I can even do some dancing so they really like they way I look, and they are so tempted that they feel the requirement to sex me. And I will live the life of luzary. I will save money I ear nfrom this venture too. I will be amazingly rich. Tell me what you think.
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You told me about this earlier today.
ReplyDeleteWOW.
Best wishes. I'm going to become a nationally acclaimed author of YA and doctor of psychology.
:)