Do the Hellen Keller

I'm currently blogging while reading an article about Hellen Keller

Why did Hellen Keller's dog kill itself?
Because it's name was ahfjgIUAGFSAFHWEF

How did Hellen Keller's parent's punish her?
They told her to find the corner of a circular room.

But honestly why do we remember Hellen Keller. Because she learned to speak despite impossible odds. Why then, does nothing that Hellen Keller do after she goes to college make it into out history textbooks? Because she was a socialist. And everyone knows that socialists are pure evil.

So hold back your children, because I am a socialist. I think medicine should be free and college should be cheap. I think the poor deserve health and education just as much as everyone else does. Financial aid is not good enough. And the healthcare plan should be socialized.

The fact that it is not, at all, similar to what Europe has, seems not to have been told to the Tea Party.

So do the Hellen Keller and think socialist!

Anyway I'm struggling for topics. Any suggestions? Leave them in the comments