Gossip

Would life be easier if no one kept secrets from anyone? I mean, if we went out there and just said everything about ourselves openly and freely?
No, absolutely not. People have weird secrets that others can live without knowing. So why do people feel the need to search for other people's secrets and dig into other people's lives? I have enjoyed the wonderful world of he said she said from the victims point of view for my entire life, and I have to say that I love it. From the "Did you really have sex with **** in the bathroom yesterday?" (honestly I heard this once) to the pregnancy rumor incident, being gossiped about is wonderful. Everyone seems to have some opinion of me, as I am an easy guy to judge. I see people talking to me like they think I will eat their unborn children.

So I am going suggest some rumors about myself now so without further ado...
Ten rumors I want spread about me

10."Robert Naylor is pregnant by immaculate conception. He will be having Ceiling Cat's child! "
9. "Robert Naylor had a love affair with a panda"
8. "Robert was adopted. His original parents were Lance Bass and Rosie O'Donnel"
7. "Robert is a stripper on the weekends, he has caused Robert Pattinson to swoon, Miley Cyrus to drool, and Zac Efron to jizz his pants.
6. "Robert is actually the fourth Jo Bro. He is hiding in Hendersonville because he is too amazing for the other brothers"
5. Robert is a mass murderer. He kills everyone who misspells the word Banana.
4. Robert has a second butt. He keeps it under his left foot
3. Robert can make people have orgasms from miles away. He just chooses not to.
2. Robert has never aged a day. He simply attends school over and over again doing different things every time he does
1. Robert actually care what We think about him.