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Top 5 things never to talk about casually
1. For Women: Periods, tampons, Maxipads. Anything to do with bleeding out of a vagina. No one needs to know this. Just say, "I'm having lady problems". Men are terrified of Tampons. Telling a man, "wow my special place is bursting forth like the floodgates of hell, and it's like Dead Alive down there. You could bathe in it." is a horrible idea. Honestly that's just disgusting.
For Men: Wet Dreams. Awkward boners.

2. A person's sexual preference of being a top or a bottom, for both gay and straight people. This is soooo awkward, no one wants to tell a person whether they would like to be the dominator or the dominated. So don't ask. It's only important when people are getting really intimate, not at any other time.
Also sexual arrousal at unusual things, fetishes, any sexual dreams, and masturbation.

3. Experiences involving diarrhea. MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE! Or other health problems

4. Money problems especially taxes. If you are having money trouble ask an accountant. Also including what you have done for money out of desperation.


5. Your actual opinions on other people's religions outside of "Yeah, I haven't really taken the time to understand Scientology" instead of "You fucking kiddin' me brah, you Scientology and shit ,man you crack'd up and shit man! You all L.Ron Hubbard is Gawd and shit! Oh my motherfucking lord you an insane bitch baby! You insaaaaaaane bitch!"


And guess what I am talking about this week? Monday- Friday? Anyone?

Yes you, in the back who is black?

"These things?"

You win a prize. Consider awkward week begun.