Look here women, we have heard enough about your lady problems (meaning the period of course), and us men (which we will pretend includes me) are sick of hearing about them. Now you must hear the awkward erection discussion.
A man's junk seems to hat him. Whenever it is most inconvenient the boner strikes and there is no real cure. Sure it signifies sexual attraction, SOMETIMES. But the majority of the time it just means that you are sitting a little too comfortably. Another leading cause of erections is the "Man I sure am glad I don't have a raging boner right now!" thought, which will ALWAYS cause one.
The biggest problem with erections is that no one is sympathetic. If you are having the lady issues, sure your life is a living hell but a least people don't yell "Haha Look she's having her TOM, let's all point it out and giggle!". I mean boners get you laughed at and you can't do anything about it. No one will talk to you respectfully if you are packing wood.
There are of course a few surefire methods of getting rid of them.
1. Ignoring them and focusing on something else
2. thinking of the elderly
3. The third option which is the only one that always works
But You can't use option 3, you can only hope for the best or adjust your pants a little bit. I am going to avoid making anyone too much more uncomfortable, but please just understand that GUYS DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT LADY PROBLEMS, and that men deserve a bit more slack.
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Honestly, I never wanted to know that much about it. And I promise never to inform you either.
ReplyDeleteJust remember, Robert. You have this agreement in writing.