Thursday, March 11, 2010

Pickup lines5

1. My love for you is like tiling a floor, I'll cover the floor with white stuff and you'll get laid.
2. I will treat you like a taxi, bust in ride you to my destination and get out as fast as possible
3. I will treat you like a spoonful of soup. I will blow you and then swallow.
4. My love for you like is like an ironing board. Yeah I don't love you very much.
5. Roses are Red
Violets are blue
You have nice boobs
Let's f*ck

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