Monday, March 8, 2010

My homework

I feel like being lazy today so I am publishing my homework
Madame Smarts was punctillious about searching for children breaking rules, often flying through the halls like a harpy multiple times over the course of five minutes looking for a slight hug or unfitting skirt to slap a detention.She seemed to live under the illusion that students believed her to be a constructive critic, while in reality many of the girls at Saint Beatrice Academy believed that God created her as an allusion to the demons on the eighth circle of hell. She was the kind of egregious woman who could smash the skull of a kitten while sipping tea and telling jokes about knitting.
Those who considered the headmistress' decision to hire the noticeably evil woman to be abstruse had not communicated with the headmistress in a long while. While she was a very eminent scholar in her day, signs of her immanent decline into senility were apparent. It started small, forgetting to cite her sources on an article and wearing ballgowns to chapel, but not so long ago she was sighted walking down the halls wearing nothing but an air of professionalism, eliciting giggles from everyone on the site.
While the parents had their problems with Smarts, many were too involved in illicit activities to order an investigation on the woman. As it was in those days, considered a faux pas for a hired companion to have a bratty child clinging to the dollars they gained from their much desired love. So, much to the dismay of the girls, the mothers remained ambivalent to their woes at Saint Beatrice Academy And yet they expected no less, as they had been sent ot boarding school to be expunged from their mother's lives. They were forced to be trained in the ways of the idyllic housewife, to be sold at the end of their schooling to a moderately attractive vault of cash.
However, not every girl Ginger Dalforth was generally viewed as a pernicious slut, a badge which she wore proudly across the expanse of her cleavage which she proudly thrust in front of her as she smirked her way past madame Smarts. The teachers had often complained that she was defiling the younger girls, painting the tabula rasa with images from the Karma Sutra. Once when asked to recapitulate a passage from the bible she had been required to read, she simply stated “Jesus did something to help somebody”.This little antic angered Madame Smarts so much that she finally delivered the coup de grace and required the girl to dress as a nun and sing a history lesson in Latin in front of the entire student body.
Ginger, whose hatred for Madame Smarts had reached a new level, decided to dress up as sister August who's enormously obese.She stuffed her outfit with pillows and grabbed a small American flag, the most anachronistic thing she could find. Her song affected all of the teachers and students, the effect was that all of he students were punished. Ginger used the requirements of her punishment as an aegis against further punishment and barely escaped expulsion. Everyone in the school now predicted that she would become a femme fatale when she graduated.
Kathryn West had a bilious feeling that she envied Ginger's audacity. She reminded herself that the point d'appui was her actions not her thoughts. Then she would also notice the pretentious manner the other girls strutted the halls with. She often felt like like a persona non gratae in any conversation that castigated Ginger and her free spirit.She lagged farther behind the other girls, not dragging her feet in deliberate sluggishness as Ginger, but she made an effort to lax herself and express herself a little further.As she did such she fell on her face and laid face down in the grass feeling impotent.The other girls laughed as she pushed herself up saying “Mea culpa” repeatedly.Then Ginger offered a hand and Kathryn couldn't help feel as if she was taking the hand of the pure enemy of the zeitgeist as she accepted it.>From then on she viewed the other girls with an air of petulance

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