First of all an explanation. This is a sort of creative piece. Basically I am going to enter the mind of someone every time it is convenient because I am not creative enough to talk about my own life. This is a showcase of sorts because I want real practice as a novelist. This is the closest thing to publishing I have right now. Today I am in the mind of a freshman boy on his first two days of wellness class. This is supposed to record the thoughts of the person. Tell me what you think.
Day 1
Da da da da. I'm going to Wellness now. I guess the gym is this way, this class ought to be pretty simple just run around, don't get fat, and play some kickball. There is nothing scary about high schoo- OH MY GOD THE MEXICANS HAVE COME TO STEAL OUR JOBS! False alarm it's just a tan.. oh here we go Gymnasium. Oh okay everybody is sitting on the bleachers, but where is the gym teacher. OH MY GOD DID THAT FAT GUY EAT HIM?! No, wait that is the gym teacher, he looks quite a bit like a walrus. Well I guess I'll sit down, oh I know her and him and her and her. I guess I'll sit with them. Oh the walrus is singing! No it's telling us to bring exercise clothes for tommorow and that we can talk now. Alright I'll remember that.
FAST FORWARD!
Day 2
Alright I guess these are the changing rooms. I'll just do this quickly and nobody will bother me. HOLY CRAP. There is so much ax being sprayed in here, it's body odor not the bubonic plague, you don't have to coat the room in it. Oh damn, all the jocks are in here. Are they capable of shutting up? Okay so out of the jeans, into the shorts, out of the shirt into the- OUCH. For the love of god! Why the crap did you just hit me. Oh that makes since because "fag". Alright out of here now. The walrus is telling us to run. Running, running, running, when the walrus tell us to stop running? Oh okay now. That took like thirty minutes! Now it's back into my normal clothes, but I'm sweat like a prostitute in church, why do we say that? Is she like being raped by the holy spirit and having all kinds of fun or something OH nevermind! The whole sin thing. What we have to shower!this doesn't make any sense in front of freaking everyone? Oh crap everyone is hitting me with towels again. Oh there are stalls lets see. Occupied. Occupied. Double occupied and... moaning... oh this one is free. FF
All done oh crap where are my clothes. Oh that's real mature give me back pants. Why? because I'll kill you. Give me back my pants. What- AHHHHH! NO PLEASE DON'T. FF
The young boy in this story was later arrested for indecent exposure after his clothes had been urinated on. This is a cautionary tale for young freshman. Except you can't do anything to prevent it so nevermind.
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Now I am confident that I won't feel embarrassed when I post my work on my blog. Thanks. Also, very entertaining story. I hope he doesn't die.
ReplyDelete...can't handle summer school.