Bitch of the day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMvZQsSRgG4

That's right Tim James is the official bitch of the day, because honestly whattaskank. just watch this video. Or if not you can read my translation

I am selfish and pointlessly patriotic. Look at how much of a dick I can be toward people who are not exactly like me. Elect me as governor. Then again, it is Alabama.

School parking lot list of items.

I thought it would be interesting to catalog the litter in Hendersonville High and Kid's Kindgdom parking lot parking lot today.
2 Boxes of cigarettes (Naughty people!)
7 used condoms (6 yellow, 1 blue)
5 condom wrappers (I guess the other people ate the wrappers, because seriously if you are going to throw a bag full of your man juice onto the ground you should not feel the moral obligation to throw the wrapper in the proper trash receptical)
3 styrofoam cups (all large steak and shake cups)
10 paper cups (most of them crushed beyond recognition, but I did recognize a starbucks and a burger king)
17 pens (mostly cheap ones with chewed caps)
8 pencils ( 2 were not broken)
5 ripped paper bags (This is an assumption of the total of all the ripped shreds)
9 plastic bags (same as above)
5 plastic baggies (1 of them had some really unusual liquid in it which despite the fact that any liquid in a plastic bag is gross makes me believe that
1 ugly brown mitten (I guess dem kittens were flippin they're shittens when they realized they left their mittens in the parking lot)
1 pair of gym shorts (poor freshman, probably got raped)
23 snack wrappers (12 candy, rest chips or similar)
32 gum wrappers
1 diaper in the High school lot(I guess Mrs. Whorsham couldn't wait till she got inside. Seriously the feck?)
30 plastic bottles (lots of drinkers)
8 cans (only 4 were beer)
3 of what I am pretty sure was a bit of a joint
$7.84 in change
2 movie ticket stubs (1 for "How to Train Your Dragon", the other "Kick Ass)
1 scarf black
1 piece of thread
1 my little pony (it has rainbow curls)
3 articles of Barbie clothing (all skanky)
A pair of boxers
1 Panties (these two were close together. Hmmmmmm)
more duckcrap than worth mentioning
5 children having tantrums (3 girls, 1 boy, 1 of whatever the fuck it was probably some sort of minilesbian)
4 cars with teen girls staring at me unusually (They had the look of superiority and the sounds of Ke$ha)
4 tennis balls
A fishing lure
a single key (Probably for a small locker)
and a toilet brush

You will be happy to know that much of this trash has been throw away. except you know things where people's genatalia has been in contact with. I am going to begin this exercise every month because I feel that I have learned a lot about the town of Hendersonville. A bunch of chainsmoking people have sex while gnawing on condom wrappers, then they throw toys and fast food about while smoking joints then they clean a toilet.

Another attempt to blog

I need to get back into a routine of blogging. But I am not sure how I want to proceed with this blog. So I am just going to blog about... tuxedos.
I just put in my order for my prom tux. It's a black jacket, white shirt, and green vest/tie combo. Having a date to prom has proved to be a dilemma. First of all I felt involved in some drama that I did not need. Secondly I can't choose a classy and stylish tuxedo . Next year I am going to go all out and wear a crazy awesome tux and force someone to color coordinate with me. Of coarse then I have to go find some freaking dead flower to strap to her arm or whatever the hell you do with it.

One honest question, what is the purpose of a tie? It is just there so that it can be tugged upon erotically as the man unzips his pants for dance floor sex. You know the standing dance sex that all the kids are doing. It's much more popular than slide sex, but much less entertaining.

I'm worried about prom. The whole limo thing kind of intimidates me... but here's to hoping it doesn't suck.

ACTing Stupid and This is not a book

Wanna hear about my ACT? I didn't think so. But Here are three tips for you if you haven't taken it.
1. Watch the clock, especially on math.
2. On the math section do the easiest questions you can find and then do the hard ones.
3. Skim the passages on Reading then do the questions
4. Only look at the graphs and the first lines of the science passages
5. Answer every question.

And try not to get stuck in the same room as a moderately obnoxious blonde guy who is contantly adjusting himself and you know what I mean by that.

Also I got this book called This Is Not A Book and I kind of want to daily blog about my adventures with said book. to force myself into a topic. Anyway...
thanks for reading!

6 more people I hate

okay here are the worst things you can do ever.

The Uberfan
Fandom is fine like Twilight? No problemo. Like Dane Cook? You have crappy tastes but that's fines. It's these mofos who yell at you when you disagree with their bullshit tastes. "BUT STEPHANIE MEYER WRITING LIKA DA JEESUS YOU ARE A BITCHWHOREFAGBISCUIT AND I HATE YOU!" Yeah fanaticism sucks.

The Gay Apologizer
You know that guy who is like, "well he meant like stupid gay not like gay gay he didn't mean anything offensive by it he was just like talking and it slipped out you know?" Now I don't really care when people say that's so gay but I do care when people defend people for saying it because they are aknowledging it can be offensive and trying to justify it's use. Seriously can you be any more hypocritical. This leads me to the...

"No disrepect" guy
The person who says No offense and then totally insults you to your face and expects you to respond to it pleasantly. Or the "No disrespect to African Americans but they do seem to be loud an unintelligent"

The Ameba couple
Those people who date eachother and are totally like groping all the fucking time and every conversation with them is like talking to sex robot because they are suggesting intercourse with one another while massaging eachother in the genatalia. Yeah I hate them.

The Facade
The kind of people who talk to you like you are a child when they are realy just stifling their inner opinion of you. "Hey how was your weekend (looks away)". I'd rather talk to a bastard than someone who pretends to like me.

The KS
The person who makes a group called "Speaking on the Day of Silence" as a direct slap in the face to everyone participating and to the entire gay community. And the person who complains that Dumbledore is waving a gay pride flag when it is a fucking joke.

Apple

I have recently become jealous of anyone who has managed to get their hands on an iPad. While I know that it is just a big iPod touch I still would love one. It really seems like I am missing something with my mac because my magical brother has managed to turn his computer into the mystical working item that will bend to his every whim so I am going to be crazily overhauling my mac over the next few weeks.
Speaking of the next few weeks I am am off for spring break so nothing important is really going on. However I still managed to forget to blog today. But anyway I am going to talk about some of the mac applications I am going to get through completely legal process such as stealing.
Free things
Adium
I haven't had an IM thing in about three months so I am going to get every single kind because Adium let's me talk to people on all of my account through one IM account. This will of course allow me to hook up with the really creepy people on Omegle and the seven friends who actually want to talk to me outside of school.

Monster
This thing just tells me when things happen. Very useful though.

Quicksilver
Basically you press a button and type an application and it takes you there. Like magic fast. I just got this and I loves it.

Not so free things

Spell Catcher
Like 40$
Supposedly the best spell check ever. As you know I really need the best spell checker ever. I misspelled something and wrote oops and then misspelled oops. and then misspelled ROBERT YOU ARE A F*CKING IDIOT

Hyperspaces
Basically spaces on crack, not really that useful but I love spaces and this lets me customize them more.

well that's all I know of today except I am getting plants vs Zombies because it is the best video game ever.

Plans

Okay so I kind of failed on blogging everyday. I will continue to blogm but only on mondays wednesdays and weekends. that's it. Bye.