Another attempt to blog

I need to get back into a routine of blogging. But I am not sure how I want to proceed with this blog. So I am just going to blog about... tuxedos.
I just put in my order for my prom tux. It's a black jacket, white shirt, and green vest/tie combo. Having a date to prom has proved to be a dilemma. First of all I felt involved in some drama that I did not need. Secondly I can't choose a classy and stylish tuxedo . Next year I am going to go all out and wear a crazy awesome tux and force someone to color coordinate with me. Of coarse then I have to go find some freaking dead flower to strap to her arm or whatever the hell you do with it.

One honest question, what is the purpose of a tie? It is just there so that it can be tugged upon erotically as the man unzips his pants for dance floor sex. You know the standing dance sex that all the kids are doing. It's much more popular than slide sex, but much less entertaining.

I'm worried about prom. The whole limo thing kind of intimidates me... but here's to hoping it doesn't suck.