Yeah I didn't really do anything over my long break, but apparently I have a reader now, so I am going to get back on the horse. Since I last blogged, I have made friends and passed all my classes. Speaking of friends I have auditions for the talent show this week, we are doing the Bad Romance dance. Lady Gaga is amazing.
That brings us to today's topic... Ke$ha. (Because of music and because i feel like talking about her.) Ke$ha, is one of the worst things to happen to this world ever for 12 reasons.
1. When she talks she sounds like Hellen Keller is being whipped by angry rhinosceri.
2. She refers to the police as Popo, a phrase which is not acceptable outside of Telletubbies, 7th grade classrooms, or Hell.
3. She wakes up in the morning feeling like P Diddy. When you wake and feel like you have changed races and genitalia people should probably be concerned about your mental well being.
4. The fact that she willingly admits to having the desire to kick all men who do not look like Mick Jagger into the streets, probably in from of large trucks
5. She considers using alcohol a valid substitute for toothpaste.
6. She believes that when you arrive at a party all of your financial problems are solved.
7. Boys are trying to touch her junk and she slaps them. I mean wouldn't you want to figure out whether or not her change of gender this morning was still in effect, before you started trying to... eat cookies with her.
8. She has to specify where she is getting her pedicures.
9. She actually suggests dancing with no pants on, which any man knows creates a bit of awkward swinging motion.
10. She believes that not caring about a middle name is just cause for public indecency.
11. At one point she tells a man that his conventional "talking before you start procreating" makes him a bitch.
12. PEOPLE LISTEN TO HER MUSIC.
Monday, January 25, 2010
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