School parking lot list of items.

I thought it would be interesting to catalog the litter in Hendersonville High and Kid's Kindgdom parking lot parking lot today.
2 Boxes of cigarettes (Naughty people!)
7 used condoms (6 yellow, 1 blue)
5 condom wrappers (I guess the other people ate the wrappers, because seriously if you are going to throw a bag full of your man juice onto the ground you should not feel the moral obligation to throw the wrapper in the proper trash receptical)
3 styrofoam cups (all large steak and shake cups)
10 paper cups (most of them crushed beyond recognition, but I did recognize a starbucks and a burger king)
17 pens (mostly cheap ones with chewed caps)
8 pencils ( 2 were not broken)
5 ripped paper bags (This is an assumption of the total of all the ripped shreds)
9 plastic bags (same as above)
5 plastic baggies (1 of them had some really unusual liquid in it which despite the fact that any liquid in a plastic bag is gross makes me believe that
1 ugly brown mitten (I guess dem kittens were flippin they're shittens when they realized they left their mittens in the parking lot)
1 pair of gym shorts (poor freshman, probably got raped)
23 snack wrappers (12 candy, rest chips or similar)
32 gum wrappers
1 diaper in the High school lot(I guess Mrs. Whorsham couldn't wait till she got inside. Seriously the feck?)
30 plastic bottles (lots of drinkers)
8 cans (only 4 were beer)
3 of what I am pretty sure was a bit of a joint
$7.84 in change
2 movie ticket stubs (1 for "How to Train Your Dragon", the other "Kick Ass)
1 scarf black
1 piece of thread
1 my little pony (it has rainbow curls)
3 articles of Barbie clothing (all skanky)
A pair of boxers
1 Panties (these two were close together. Hmmmmmm)
more duckcrap than worth mentioning
5 children having tantrums (3 girls, 1 boy, 1 of whatever the fuck it was probably some sort of minilesbian)
4 cars with teen girls staring at me unusually (They had the look of superiority and the sounds of Ke$ha)
4 tennis balls
A fishing lure
a single key (Probably for a small locker)
and a toilet brush

You will be happy to know that much of this trash has been throw away. except you know things where people's genatalia has been in contact with. I am going to begin this exercise every month because I feel that I have learned a lot about the town of Hendersonville. A bunch of chainsmoking people have sex while gnawing on condom wrappers, then they throw toys and fast food about while smoking joints then they clean a toilet.