Vegetarianism

Top 8 things not to ask a vegetarian
1. What you do if you ate some meat right now? Would you like fecking throw up everywhere, or would you like fecking get crazy and flash everybody cuz... cuz your so weird?
Answer: If a vegetarian eats some meat by accident they do what any normal person would do in an accident, barf all over your fecking face, strip off all of my clothes and pray to pagan gods. Seriously what do people expect?
2. Did you know Hitler was a vegetarian and therefore Vegetarianism causes genocide?
Answer: Hitler was not a vegetarian unless pigeons and sausages are vegetables. Plus Benjamin Franklin was also a vegetarian. Not to mention the fact that people are using the "Hitler did it too!" argument made famous by every fecking internet person in the fecking world.
3.Do you miss meat?
Answer: Obviously not, if I missed meat enough to care I probably would not be a vegetarian.
4. Cavemen were omnivores, why are you going against nature?
Answer: Cavemen slept on fecking rocks too. Why are you going against nature?
5.Aren't you going to die of not having enough protein because meat is the only way you can get protein and is the most efficient type of food and I am just being a bitch right now because I am trying to be intolerant of something so I can feel better about myself?
Answer: Meat is the least efficient source of food. Protein can be found in legumes and seaweed and generally a whole lot of vegetables. Vegeatarians are typically healthier people by nature, because they can't get any of cholesterol or mad cow disease.
6.Dude how can you even do that?
Answer: It doesn't actually require doing anything. It's more of a not doing something type of thing. The conversation should end at "Oh you are a vegetarian" if you do not know the fundamental requirements for vegetarians
7. Did you know god put animals on earth for us to eat?
Answer: First of all I'm an athiest, second "God" put sex organs on earth to make the babies with. So why don't you use them all the freaking time?
8. Gosh are you all animal's deserve right and stuff? Cuz I hate people like that.
Answer: First of all... fuck you.