Want to learn how to be extremely obnoxious try some of these handy things that truly piss me off. Here are a list of types of people that I cannot stand.
1. The lazy shopper. Leave your shopping cart in the middle of the fecking parking lot. Seriously, if you don't have time to put away your shopping cart DON'T GO TO THE GROCERY STORE. I don't care how many times your hips have been replaced you elderly skanks, push the thing into the cart return or move into a nursing home. Have kids in the car? Do you really want to set such a horrible example for your kids by being a satanic lazy jerk? Ugh.
2. The baby bringer. I understand that you have a baby, and that you want to get out of the house. But bringing your baby to the movies, nice restaurants, live theatre shows and any place that is not Chucky cheese's. Seriously your baby will not appreciate Hamlet, Inglorius Basterds, Japanese Hibachi grills... I know you are trying to figure out something to do with your baby. But when you take it out the only thing I want to do with it is throw it directly into the firs of the hibachi flame. (Figuratively of course, I would actually just cut out it's vocal chords so it wouldn't scream anymore)
3. The food taker. I know I have a lot of food. That does not give you the right to reach into my stack of chips and grab a fecking handful. It's not the fact that you ate some it's the fact that you didn't ask. It makes me want to lick all of my food first and then shove a thousand donuts down your throat.
4. The mock helper. That one guy who "helps" you do something and takes credit but doesn't actually do anything. Like when someone is "helping" wit groceries and they just pass you the bag one by one while standing at the trunk. Seriously motherfather! You ain't helping!
Sorry this blog was shorter but I am going to continue this little game for a while, because I am topic desperate even though I had a theme going...
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