A translation of Low

The Actual chorus
Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was looking at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reebok's with the straps (with the straps)
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (hey)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

Translation:

A girl who's name I did not bother to learn was wearing skanky denim pants and some boots similar to those worn by eskimos. Both of which I noticed as I looked at her ass, I was not the only one to do so, in fact everyone in the club was also. She walked onto the dance floor, and as soon as she did, that girls was spreading her oversexual filth across the dancefloor with inappropriate moevements. She was apparently also wearing baggy sweat pants and Reeboks with velcro ( I believe this is a direct insult to her intelligence, claiming that she is unable to tie her shoes). She began dancing, and surprising continued to dance like she was trying to milk a sugar daddy for some cash while he received a boner.

[Flo-Rida]
I ain't never seen something that'll make me go
This crazy all night spending my doe
Had the million dollar vibe and a body to go
Them birthday cakes they stole the show
So sexual
She was flexible professional
Drinking X&O
Hold up, wait a minute, do I see what I think? Whoa
Did her thing seen shawty get low
Ain't the same when it's up that close
Make it rain I'm making it snow
Work the pole I gotta bank roll
I'm gonna say that I prefer the no clothes
I'm in to that I love women exposed
She threw it back at me I gave her mo
Cash ain't a problem I know where it go

Translation

Before this I had yet to see anything that would make my private parts tingle with this amount of excitement. Spending the money I probably received from welfare on a bit of a hormonal bingeby purchasing the womans vagina for a night. He squishy behind was quite impressive. Her dancing was wonderfully erotic, I mistook her for a woman who was a professional sexual dancer. Then I was drinking quite heavy amounts of alcohal. Hold on for approximately sixty seconds. Are you thinking similar thoughts to me? (The next word is an African American interjection that possibly means either a: I am having an orgasmic moment or b: that is a nice behind).Was she dacing like a floozy just now? It is quite different from a close vacinity. She is making my pants get wet and I am turning them white. Then I proposed she rode the pole like a bucking Bronco Llama, as I had quite a bit of cash on me. I must admit I prefer to watch dances when women are unclad, I gain pleasure when I look at girls thrusting their chamber of secrets about as their dirty pillows are flapping around. She returned the money to me, so I added a bit of cash to the pile.

[Chorus (T-Pain)]

[Flo-Rida]
Hey shawty what I gotta do to get you home
My jeans filled with guap and they're ready for showing
Cadillacs laid back for the sexy grown
Patron on the rocks that'll make you moan
One stack (come on), two stacks (come on), three stacks (come on)
Now that's three grand
What you think I'm playing baby girl I'm the man
I'm dealing rubber bands
That's when I threw her legs on my shoulders
I knew it was over
That heny and Cola got me like a soldier
She ready for Rover, I couldn't control her
So lucky on me I was just like clover
Shawty was hot like a toaster
Sorry but I had to fold her
Like a pornography poster
She showed her

Hello, woman. What would I be required to do to receive your services at my abode? My pants are filled with money and they are ready to leave my body. My testicles are prepared for sexual noises, and little Flo Rida is prepared to encourage you to make sexual exclamations. I am counting money. How about three thousand dollars for your filthy prostitution? You don't think I am serious? I am quite looking forward to your sexual services. That is when I placed her legs upon my shoulders and had some sex with her until I nearly had premature ejaculation, the alcohol I had consumed gave me a rifle and left me trigger happy like a boy soldier in Sudan. She was ready for me to play red rover with her internal organs. She was a good purchase, much like a lucky charm that you hang around your genatalia. She was sexually, much like a mechanical box that cooks bread into a crispy texture. I sincerely apologive for the fact that I had to contort her body, similar to the way I might attempt to close a poster of nudity.

[Chorus (T-Pain)]

[Flo-Rida]
Whoa shawty yeah she was worth the money
Little mama took my cash
And I ain't want it back
The way she bent that back
Got all them paper stacks
Tattoo above her crack
I had to handle that
I was zoned in sexy woman
Let me show it make me want it
Two in the morning I'm zoned in
Them rosee bottles foaming
She wouldn't stop
Made it drop
Shawty dipped that pop and lock
Had to break her off that guap
Gal was fine just like my glock

Her sexual services were highly enjoyed. She accepted her payment, and I was glad to pay her for her services, because of the way she contorted herself for my sexual pleasure. She accepted all of the cash, she also had a tattoo rigt about the center of her buttocks. This fact surprised me and I had to deal with this fact as I stared at her. She allowed me to view it and caused me to desire it. It was early in the morning and I was drunk off of some sort of alcohalic beverage. Yet, she continued to dance, bouncing her booty and doing hip hop moves. I had to remove her from the money, because she was sexy similar to the pistol I own.