Sunday, February 14, 2010

Sort of boring day

I was going to blog about the mystical love that I fell in today because I posted that thing on here, but alas, life is crap. Today is a straight up blog about my life, but I will try to be funny about it.
I had to go to church, which would be a good thing/bad thing/WHY IS MY LIFE SO COMPLEX?/sort of interesting. But alas when one is forced to go to something they do not care about and none of the few friends they have who attend said event are at said event... okay let me make this as simple I went to church which I, as what some might call a filthy heathen and denier of our lord and savior Jesus Christ who died to save your sins you ungrateful little wrench, do not particularly enjoy attending church. My parents said that we have to go to church as a family but I don't have to go to the same church. First of all WTF kind of logic is that? Second I decided to go to a church someone I had been asked out by once before attended. Said person who I shall henceforth refer to as Cuddles94, had asked me out on a weekend I was scheduled to attend to orthodontist on. The orthodontist seems like a crap excuse to dodge a date. Not in my house.
More WTF logic from my parents: since we moved Robert in the middle of his braces sentence, we should not find a new orthodontist, but instead waste entire Saturdays driving eight hours to and from the orthodontist. With pointless short breaks, which my stepdad defines as about 30 minutes of me sitting in the car alone while he chats up the elderly.
Anyway long story short there was a French club party, and Cuddles94 was like "You should totally make such and such recipe that is time consuming so that I will attend this party, otherwise I will not go. I am totally not fucking lying right now and certainly do not actually have plans to coffee with someone else after school tommorow, if I was I would tell you and this would be noncomplicated and your vengeful streak won't have to battle your attraction and genuine liking of me later on." Long story short. People lie. But I didn't let on that this totally rubbed me the wrong way and still haven't.

Then I got to see Cuddles94 struggle under the pressures of the new relationship. Until the rents totally find out about a little presex funtimes, and Cuddles94 felt the sting of long term punishment. When the txt... to a friend of Cuddles94 ended their short lived relationship. I was able to taste the sweet air of karma and the wonderful words "Na na na na! That's what you get jerkface!"

Anyway Cuddles94 goes to the church and recently broke through the rent's watchful eyes to send people Facebook messages. Then I get one about attending the church again, and I get my hopes up for an interesting Valentines and Cuddles94 is a no show.

BLUGH. Wow human race Wow.

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