This would happen to me

I know I said this was love week but shut your fecking face, I have a story to tell.
So I went up to my bonus room today, watched a little Pushing Daisies, yeah, it's awesome. I decided to go get a drink because I was thirsty. When I got to the door it didn't open. I tried it again. It still didn't open. I tried it for the next fifteen minutes screaming about how bad my life was and yelling for the cat or dog.

I immediately thought to slip something into the door to open it. That failed.

Then I realized we had the attic just next to the door, and I had the internet on the PS3. I looked up how to unhinge a door, THANK YOU eHow! And then realized that I needed a hammer and a screw driver like object. I found and tested several screwlike objects. I couldn't describe most of them. It had been at least thirty minutes now. But they were all wrong for different reasons. Then I found a Chinese sword. Of course I find a sword in my attic. I try to use this to wedge in between the the door. Then I started to slash at the door until I realized the sword was oiled so it couldn't cut anything, and that the door was, in fact, not a dragon.

So I return to the attic and eventually find a screwdriver. Where was it? Inside the ukulele Not under, not behind INSIDE the ukulele. The whole last place you expect thing was really starting to mean something to me. WHO THE CRAP PUTS A SCREWDRIVER INSIDE OF A UKULELE? I found a weird looking sledgehammer in a box... LABELED WINTER CLOTHES.

Then I took the door off it's hinges after battling a dragon and searching my attic like I was the fecking FBI. Went downstairs to get my drink. I grab a glass put it up to the ice machine... AND THE FRIDGE IS OUT OF FECKING POWER.

Then I got in the mood for more adventure. I missed the old days when stuff like this happened to me all the time so I went to the park with my dog Chance. Actually I am about to right now. Never ending story eh?

Actually it did end. I saw pot smoker in the park who may or may not have been Hate Crew members. And who may or may not have tried to get me to come over to them. Probably to sell me drugs, or mug me or gang rape me (Wouldn't it be ironic to loose my virginity the day after that blog?). I think I should have brought my new sword and killed me some Hate Crew guys. : D

I promised to have lists in every blog. Or at least I think I did. So here is today's list
Things I don't feel like doing today
1. Making a list.
2. Talking about love