Omegladdicted

Today I'm going talk about Omegle. It's a stranger chat website that I LOVE. No seriously it's amazing. You go on there and you get to talk to complete idiots. Like this person.

Stranger: ARE YOU AWARE OF HOW TO STOP YOUR TYPING FROM BEING IN ALL CAPS?

Stranger: I SEEM TO BE HAVING A PROBLEM

You: press the''Caps Lock" key
Stranger: Oh... thanks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You get to talk to random horny people.
Stranger: Hey sexy girl!
You: Hey sexy 47 year old man.
Stranger: Please. I'm only 43
Stranger: Tell me about your boobs.
You have disconnected.

But best of all you get to have absolutely ridiculous conversations: Like these 7
Touched by an Angel

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: where are you from?

You: Heaven.

You: I am an angel here to protect young girls from pedophiles

Stranger: you are joke

You: give me your full address so I can make sure no pedophiles get it.

Stranger: oh ,so tell me where are you from please~~~!

You: And tell me what times you are alone at so I can keep them away

You: I told you I am an angel! I am from the tips of gods fingers.

Stranger: yeah ,always

You: Now tell me where you live so I can rape you

You: I mean protect you

You: from being raped

Stranger: china,can you see me ?

You: yes

Stranger: so ,what color my clothes is?

You: I can only see your beautiful face in glimpses from our heavenly father.

You: I see your inner self. You naked.

Stranger: i hate you ^

You: This does not matter you must be raped by your protector,

You: I mean protected from your rapist

Age difference doesn't matter I guess

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi asl'

You: Hi 23 male USA

Stranger: cool

You: What about you?

Stranger: 12 f florida

You: 12? Shouldn't you be in bed by now?

You: MY BED?

Stranger: nahhh

Stranger: \depends whatcha look like
(HOLY CRAP 12 year olds. Interested. In 23 year olds. WTF)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

I admit I was inspired by 6
Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: 7 f tragically not in your pants

Stranger: Oh yeah!
You: Dude you are fucking creeper.
Stranger: What? Can't a guy be horny?

Kitty roleplaying

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey there

You: Hey are you a boy or a girl

Stranger: what are you?

You: It is quite obvious that I a fluffy white kitten

Stranger: My name is Stacey

You: Oh I see you are a crossdresser

Stranger: why do you say that?

You: Work those hairy legs in a dress!

Stranger: why do you think that?

You: Stacey it's obviously a crossdresser name. That's worse than the name Yolanda!

Stranger: how would know so much about it? what's your name?

You: Mittens

Stranger: cute

Stranger: are you a boy a girl kitty?

You: The bad veteranarian cut off my junk so it doesn't really matter anymore

Stranger: i see. why are you on omegle mittens?

You: Because I was lonely. My owner has 27 other cats and she completely ignores me

Stranger: don't you want a new owner?

You: I do, I do

You: Will you be my owner?

Stranger: i'd love a new kitty yes

You: OH MY GOD THIS STACEY MAN-GAL WANT'S MY PUSSY!

Most of my other ones weren't this fun. I just thought I''d share some as a break from my normal blogs. Anyway. Omegle is awesome. And I wil lhave a real blog tommorow. It will be a Sexy Tuesday. Because I totally forgot Sexy Saturday.