Virginity.

Virginty. I happen to be a virgin and this is not entirely due to the fact that I do not have any good qualities in terms of looks. Only 75% of it is due to this fact. I happen to be saving myself for love.
For love? You may ask. Why not for marriage?
Because marriage is not for everyone and definitely not for me. You have to like... live with someone else that isn't a cat, dog, ferret, ball python, betta fish, capybara, and African Grey Parrot and mystical mermaid goat (my dreams are realistic). So I am going to save myself for love.

Basically this means I am not just in it to play around. I would actually want it to be a relationship that has lasted for longer than four months and I love the other person. Even then I would want to have fun in other ways before there is any contact with the special power. I think that is a reasonable goal. Saving yourself for marriage is not realistic. Face it, love is about sex. You don't love a person unless you, on an internal level want to have sex with them. But mutual love should be the litmus test. Jew know? Of course Jew knows, as Jews are notoriously often telepathic.

I encourage you not be a skank/ho/whore/jizz basket/easy girl/hussy/street walker/pavement princess/slut/llama mama. You aint no railroad, don't get laid just cuz you paid. And use safe sex unless you want children.

12 Antislut/ safe sex sayings or advice
1. Pet your dog not your date. (this could have very scary alternate meanings)
2. Score on the field not on your girl
3. If you give a guy a blowjob before you love him your lips will turn black and crowd of your elderly relatives will follow you around crying the loss of your soul to satan.
4. If he hasn't put a ring on it, make him put a thing on it.
5. Don't let him tap anything but the floor ... with his tap shoes... in order to impress you for his love.
6. (For guys) If you don't love anyone. Just fecking feck your pillow or like tame the lizard.
7. SEX - LOVE = DECAPITATION
8. Let's do some more math: Sex isn't addition, IT'S MULTIPLICATION. (Unless you are gay.) So the equation is (Boy)(Girl) = 3. Condoms and birth control pills are worth 1/3. Yeah pwned.
9. For Gay guys. Even if there is no chance for the very worst STD. Make sure you at least care about the guy. Hmm saying... saying. Don't take it up you rear, until you love him dear.
10. For lesbian. How does your sex even work? Until you can work out your love, you can't work out the serious confusion that is how you are going to have sex.
11. If they want your part
they gotta want your heart
Make'm love ya for you
And not for your skiddlydoo. ( that is sooo my new word for sex organs
12. (rap this out how you feel)
Want This? A rap by Robert Naylor

He say he want this, He say he want this
He wanna introduce himself to my Beatrice
But he don't love me, he wanna slice my muffin
But till he love me for me he ain't getting nothin'
Ya don't want romance, ya wanna play sex
And You don't even wanna play it with a latex
Do you just think it's in and out superfly
Sometimes one times one can multiply
To three, four, five, even eight
So either take out on a nice date
Chat me up, compare and contrast
See if our love can ever last
Wait a while before we start to touch things
Wait until ya tuggin on my heartstrings
And if that's too much for your plate
Well I hope you like to masturbate.
UGH YEAH!