This week I am going with a love theme. Because it is Valentines day week. Today is love note day.
10 entirely ineffective love notes
1.
Do you like me? Circle
Yes No
From your Secret Admirer
2.
You know I happen to have a male sex part
And you happen to have a female sex part
The sex drive of teenagers is high
Let's get jugy with it baby,
And make a baby
Baby, Baby
3.
Sometimes i dream about you wrapped in leather bondings as I fill your craving for a large piece of man inside you. And you are like ripping your joints because you are this human pretzel of leather and stuff
4.
This isn't the only mail I'm sticking in your box this Valentines day.
5.
You know I like you a lot and I think you have a nice body.
6. Your lips are like the petals of roses
That tickles the scenting of noses
The way they part
Lights up my heart
And can you just fecking wrap them around my penis now.
7.
I love you more than I love my other sexual partners
8.
Yo Shaquaqua. You so fine you like you fucking Shawty or summn cuz you like a melody in my head and I gun to my holster and a toaster that puts out and a ho to put mah soldier boy inside of.
9.
FUCK ME OOOH BABY. IMA MAKE SEX EXPLOSION INSIDE YOU
10.
ILY
Sorry this blog wasn't very good.
Imagine an asian singing the Lollipop song.
Rorrypop Rorrypop ooh Rorry rorry Rorrypop Rorrypop ooh Rorry Rorry Rorry Rorry pop Buh buh bum bump.
Consider your day made.
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Wow.
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