Sexy Saturday: Music edition

That's right every saturady there will be a special edition where I share things that I like to everyone so they can steal my personal style.
Let's begin. Because I suck at transitions.
SEXY SATURDAY!!! WOOO-OOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOO-SHOODA BOP BOP
Music Edition
I am going to start by saying I love weird music. If you Don't like my taste in music you are probably normal. I do like a lot of popular things too though I will have a section for that today. But I'll shut up and begin with category 1.
6 Songs I can't stop listening to that you may not have heard of:
6 Get Crazy, LMFAO
This song is about flashing boobs. No joke. Actual subject of the songs. But it is just about the most catchy thing I have ever heard. It is dance worthy, and hilarious and I coulsn't really ask for more.
5 I've Got Nothing, Chartjackers.
I may be a little biased because I was involved in helping make this song. But it is currently my ring tone. The fact that it is a cheesy love song makes it even better.
4 Beautiful, Dirty, Rich, Lady Gaga.
I don't know if this is fair to put in the song you haven't heard of since Lady Gaga is such a phenomenal hit. But this song is much less heard of than some of her more popular works. Personally, I think this one is my favorite.
3 Come Around, MIA
While I hate that Timberland is in this song, MIA's part of the song is good enough to earn a spot on this list. The songs sheer catchyness is the driving force of the song. I especially love the random mumbling.
2 Straight Outta Compton, Nina Gordon
This is an amazing concept. A rap song sung with a beautiful woman's voice. It works and it's hilarious. Hearing the phrase "cuz ice cube is crazy as fuck" sung with Nina Gordon's voice is priceless
1 My Hands, Leona Lewis
This song is just beautiful. It's been out for a while but You probably haven't heard it. (Unless you stalk the FFXIII website like I do. It's like number seven on my "To Stalk" list)


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When I made this list I totally forgot to add "Hands Down" by Dashboard Confessional. And when I continue through this week I might add a sexy stuff section at the bottom of every post just in case I want to talk about more songs or something else.


Now lets examine the most popular artist right now (cough cough I looked at iTunes and listened to the top 50 cough) to judge their abilities.
Ke$ha
I already blogged about this. Completely shitty artist. But Blah Blah Blah has 3OH3! in it so that one isn't quite as awful
Lady Gaga
Totally fucking amazing. I would cut off my leg to see Lady Gaga in concert. Her music is ingenious and extremely fun to listen too. Dance value, musical value, everything is wonderful.
Black Eyed Peas
Good. Ignore the hype for I Gotta Feeling, Listening to that song is like listening to a woman giving birth to a rhino, because it is bad . Boom Boom Pow, Meet Me Halfway, and Imma be are wonderful
Lady Antebellum
If you have a slight taste in country, you will probably like her. She has a good voice at least
Train
Wonderful sound, can't really say too many bad things about them
Timberland
Timberland is extremely obnoxious sounding but they pair well with others
Pink
Good enough. Seriously can there be like an awful artist soon.
Justin Bieber
Oh shit. I just cursed myself. Yes. There can be an awful artist soon. Bieber sounds like an eight year old boy who just cut off his balls. And since when is repeating the word baby over and over again is NEVER acceptable except when during sex with children. Honestly. "baby. Baby. BABY. UGH." Was that too far?. Yes, yes it was. Now you will always think of that when you listen to the song. But instead the song sounds like a forth grader wrote a song based on the words on a Dora Valentine. The Guy isn't even legendarily cute like many of the other people who are popular based on looks alone. The guy sounds like a five second song on an iPod stuck on Replay
Iyaz
Ha. I see what I did there.
Boys Like Girls
What an ironic name for an emo type of band. unless you interpret it as boys that are like girls. Because emo heterosexual is a bit of an oxymoron. They are not awful though.
Owl City
Fireflies is a bit annoying but the rest of their music is good in my opinion
Taylor Swift
She went to my high school and she donated like 200,000 dollars and it went to the theatre department. So I have an enormous amount of respect for her. But I have to say that her voice is not the best I have heard. Her lyrics are very good. Also I would probably be expelled if I said she sucked. But seriously she isn't half bad.
Beyonce
She has a great voice. But the only songs from her I like is Single Ladies and Listen.

This blog wasn't that funny and for that I apologize. But I will be doing more of these. Next week i will pick a topic I know more about. TELEVISION!
Update:
I got the fish, I decided to name it Carl. I would add a picture but I don't want to.

Naylor out