Day 1 of a year of blogs

Okay this is the first day of my everyday blogging. I will pick random topics every day and... Blog about them. If you read this and like this create an account and follow. And tell twenty four people or a girl with no face will hit you with turkeys while you sleep. Oh since my list format blogs seem to be the most effective I will be doing a lot of those.
Today's topic is BUBBLE BATHING AND SHOWERING
I don't know if this is unusual, but I love baths and showers. Sometimes I'll be perfectly clean and take a shower anyway because I'm bored. There is so much to love about showering and bubble bathing. I'm not going to try to make this transition smooth. The list shall begin now.
7 Great things about showering!
1. You can sing as loudly and as randomly as you want and no one will look at you like you are the sole destructive force on today's youth. Seriously when I sing outside the shower at my house everyone looks at me like I will be some sort of male escort in a few years.
2 You get to be NAKED! My house has a glass front door so I can't walk around with no clothes, and plus I have a cat and dog. Even in my room, my Betta fish looks at me like "WT Feck Robert, Put on some fecking pants!". I happen to love being naked. It's just enjoyable
3 You get to feel hot water run across your bare skin. It just feels good. It's like a sauna but you get like real water covering your skin instead of just the semen of the creepy guy sitting next to you condensation.
4 You get to feel clean. I mean you get to clean places that you didn't even know could get dirty and you walk out feeling wonderful.
5 Doing your hair in the shower! I used to have a mirror in my shower and I miss it dearly because I was able to style my hair in crazy ways and again no one is there to watch, plus you can just wash it way. Then you can shave in the shower too. and your little hair just go right down the drain! You can brush your teeth in the shower. You can pee in the shower. You can learn the Bad Romance dance in the shower. You can attempt to pick your nose with your toe in the shower. You can fall on your ass in the shower. The shower is a place of multitasking.
6 The shower doesn't use nearly as mush water as bathing and you get a much nicer hot feel to your water. Showering is much better than bathing. Unless there are bubbles involved
7 SCRUNGEES. I don't know what these things are actually called but I love them. They are these little balls of scrubby good ness that get all bubbly and you can wash yourself with them and feel awesome!

I also want to say that Bubble baths, when they are hot, are much better than showers. Because they have bubbles.

That's a pretty good argument for anything.

Why is Sarah Palin qualified to be on fox news?
Because they have bubbles

Why should gay marriage be illegal?
Because they have bubbles

See now these invalid arguments actually make a tiny amount of sense.

Anyway. That was the first blog of the 365 please comment. Follow and tell me what you think?
Naylor Out.