Sexy Saturday Animal edition

Cordelia: (interrupts) Harmony, shut up. Do you know what you are, Harmony? You're a sheep.

Harmony: I'm not a sheep.

Cordelia: You're a sheep. All you ever do is what everyone else does just so you can say you did it first. And here I am, scrambling for your approval, when I'm *way* cooler than you are 'cause I'm *not* a sheep. I do what I wanna do, and I wear what I wanna wear. And you know what? I'll date whoever the hell I wanna date. No matter how lame he is.

This had nothing to do with today's topic but I thought you should see it. Today I am talking about my favorite animals based on type. I would call them sexy, but then I sound enormous zoophillic which is very very unsexy.

Best type of Dog: Puggles
Worst Type of Dog

Best type of cat: Sville
Worst type of cat: Silvester, that asshole always trying to kill tweety

Best type of farm animal: Goat
Worst: Goose

Best bug: Dead one
Worst: Butterflies. Fucking obnoxious

Best American Animal: Racoon
Worst: Southern Baptist (just kidding all of my readers)

Best African Animal: Hippo
Worst: Eddie Murphy

Best fish: Clownfish
Worst: Garr

Best bird: Hummingbird
Worst: Goose

Sorry this blog was so random.