Another Unacceptabe Topic

Today is the sexual preference day. One of the worst topics to talk about with someone you do not plan on having sex with in the near future. I don't want to go into this in high detail. So I won't. Let's just say I like someone who takes control. Actually I have no idea what I like because I have not had sex.
But to show you how horrible sex conversations can be here are a few I have overheard. *All are completely real*

1. "So have you guys ever tried having sex upside down? Man that was some good stuff right there!"

2. "I used this banana last night and I just like mashed it up and..."

3. "Have you ever put a donut down there so that she..."

4. "I had this dream last night about Mr.******, (a scary teacher)..."

5. "So how about the two of us see if we are lesbians this weekend..."

6. "You were so good..." (Same people as above)

7. "Is it weird to use a Daikon radish to..."

8. "So She and I definitely did it on the pews in the church..."

9. "I prefer someone who is willing to be tied up before..."

10. "Have you ever seen that video about the horse twelve times in a row..."

A horrific topic that I am glad to have ducked out of.