Theatre

Want to know what the kids are doing these days? Marijaunas too mainstream, Heroine's too dangerous and cocaine is so strip of Lindsay Lohan's vomit covered thong. No the kids are going back to the basics. The alchehals and the cancer sticks and worst of all them Theatres.

Most people think theatre is a harmless hobby but friends we are facing some serious problems here. The combination of extreme time consumption, an exhausting sacrifice of health, and a complete absorption into the life of a nonexistant human in combination with the showtunes and the prolonged exposure to the homosexual has created quite a potent drug.

Side effects include:
Vomiting
bad cases of Diarhea
Exhaustion
Hunger
intense desire to have sexual intercourse with men
songs being stuck in head
sweatyness
excessive showering
Laundry doing
and weight loss.


Why do the kids do it? Fame. Or at least the delusion of it. Acting is one of the only activities where you are directly thanked by your audience for your skills and it is almost worth the sacrifice.

And cast parties. I sort of plan on having all sorts of debauchery on cast party night.