6 more people I hate

okay here are the worst things you can do ever.

The Uberfan
Fandom is fine like Twilight? No problemo. Like Dane Cook? You have crappy tastes but that's fines. It's these mofos who yell at you when you disagree with their bullshit tastes. "BUT STEPHANIE MEYER WRITING LIKA DA JEESUS YOU ARE A BITCHWHOREFAGBISCUIT AND I HATE YOU!" Yeah fanaticism sucks.

The Gay Apologizer
You know that guy who is like, "well he meant like stupid gay not like gay gay he didn't mean anything offensive by it he was just like talking and it slipped out you know?" Now I don't really care when people say that's so gay but I do care when people defend people for saying it because they are aknowledging it can be offensive and trying to justify it's use. Seriously can you be any more hypocritical. This leads me to the...

"No disrepect" guy
The person who says No offense and then totally insults you to your face and expects you to respond to it pleasantly. Or the "No disrespect to African Americans but they do seem to be loud an unintelligent"

The Ameba couple
Those people who date eachother and are totally like groping all the fucking time and every conversation with them is like talking to sex robot because they are suggesting intercourse with one another while massaging eachother in the genatalia. Yeah I hate them.

The Facade
The kind of people who talk to you like you are a child when they are realy just stifling their inner opinion of you. "Hey how was your weekend (looks away)". I'd rather talk to a bastard than someone who pretends to like me.

The KS
The person who makes a group called "Speaking on the Day of Silence" as a direct slap in the face to everyone participating and to the entire gay community. And the person who complains that Dumbledore is waving a gay pride flag when it is a fucking joke.

Apple

I have recently become jealous of anyone who has managed to get their hands on an iPad. While I know that it is just a big iPod touch I still would love one. It really seems like I am missing something with my mac because my magical brother has managed to turn his computer into the mystical working item that will bend to his every whim so I am going to be crazily overhauling my mac over the next few weeks.
Speaking of the next few weeks I am am off for spring break so nothing important is really going on. However I still managed to forget to blog today. But anyway I am going to talk about some of the mac applications I am going to get through completely legal process such as stealing.
Free things
Adium
I haven't had an IM thing in about three months so I am going to get every single kind because Adium let's me talk to people on all of my account through one IM account. This will of course allow me to hook up with the really creepy people on Omegle and the seven friends who actually want to talk to me outside of school.

Monster
This thing just tells me when things happen. Very useful though.

Quicksilver
Basically you press a button and type an application and it takes you there. Like magic fast. I just got this and I loves it.

Not so free things

Spell Catcher
Like 40$
Supposedly the best spell check ever. As you know I really need the best spell checker ever. I misspelled something and wrote oops and then misspelled oops. and then misspelled ROBERT YOU ARE A F*CKING IDIOT

Hyperspaces
Basically spaces on crack, not really that useful but I love spaces and this lets me customize them more.

well that's all I know of today except I am getting plants vs Zombies because it is the best video game ever.

Plans

Okay so I kind of failed on blogging everyday. I will continue to blogm but only on mondays wednesdays and weekends. that's it. Bye.

Two days of excitement

For the first time in Hendersonville I had a real night of excitement. First I went skating which is of course an enormous occasion for me as I am horrible at skating. This time I decided to go blading. At first I epically failed most because of Shannon as she pulled me down and everything. Eventually I was skating like someone who was not five. Speaking of five year olds one of them pushed Shannon down and called her a mother fucker which was highly enjoyable. We did the hockey pokey and I fell a lot. Eventually I was skating marvelously and I want to do it more often. Then we went to Stake and shake. And then we played hide and seek after curfew. I am kind of tired because we stayed out until like 12.
Today nothing happened. But I did sleep for about 11 hours.

Skating party

Technically I have already screwed up the whole blog every day thing so I will describe both "yesterday" and today later.

How to epically fail at trying to woo me

Okay so this guy that I barely know facebook chatted me yesterday which I may or may not have put in here yesterday ( Yes not even I read my blogs anymore). Anyway, I just kind of of did the whole talking to him thing. Apparently he has had an enormous crush on me or something and I told him thanks ( which you should probably take as a no). Three reasons, 1 he lives very far away as in 3 hours. 2. He is not very attractive, he's got like bad acne and stuff. 3. (note sarcasm) He is black. I'm not racist or anything but choosing a relationship is like choosing a toilet seat , if you see brown you should probably go elsewhere. I mean I want to walk up to him and say "Were you aware that your skin color is inferior?" (totally kidding!) Anyway he asked for skype I was honest with my no. He asked for texting, I lied through my teeth and said my phone service doesn't offer it. When asked about calling I just left.

But add a number 4. The guy is a total fucking creeper. He posted pictures of Kingdom hearts guys making out with each other and tagged me as Sorah and him as Rikku. First of all seriously, if you are goingbe creepy at least tag me as a hot cartoon character like Fred from Scooby Doo. It would be more endearing, which leads to the second point. It's not like I'm dating him or anything. It's terrifying when you don't actually know the person that well. Is anyone else wondering if he will somehow ruffie and rape me electronically or like start sending me dirty pictures? It was about the creepiest thing ever. So I blocked him and untagged myself from the photos.

What is it about me that attracts terrifying bi guys. At least the guy with the creepy gages doesn't actually do anything that creepy. I thinks it's bi people in general. There is that Kelly Thompson girl too. So many creepy people, and they all like me

The big 60! and a near death experience

I almost died today. Well sort of. As I was walking out of school at like 7 because of Cinderella, which by the way I totally screwed up every scene that I was in, not including the one I totally forgot to enter in... But anyway Emily Stubbs, attempted to run over me in her car! It was hilarious. No one understands my life. Speaking of "My Life" I am listening to a song from the Bratz movie by a band called the Slumber Party Girls, if you didn't think I could sink any lower. Speaking of low sinking there are several extremely creepy people who have enormous crushes on me right now. I liked the endearing childlike giddyness of Cuddles92 or whatever the hell I called them. No, I have people who are like "I want to have sex with you" and I'm like "I want to barf when I think of sex with you". Puttin' you on my anathema list biotch!

It's really kind of nice to just sort of talk on my blog rather than do something ridiculous and then have nobody read it. My couple of devoted readers will probably appreciate whatever I say anyway. I love you guys! So anyway the next 60 blogs will be more personal, if possible. I will try to stay funny.