Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Pasta Salad

Well I had a bad day. I cried for thirty minutes because I was lonely and because of a particular instance. The instance being of an asshole saying "I have to sit in front of that guy with a hundred who'm I hate!" Now if I was my normal self I would have said "Oh no hard fellings eh? I mean in twenty years if someone needs a six dollar blowjob I will be happy to direct them to your dark alley." But I didn't. I'm so concerned with appearing to be normal and proper I'm not who I'm supposed to be.

That was why I cried because I felt like people were forcing me to be normal but really it's my own fault. So I spent the rest of the day doing whatever I felt like. I danced a lot because it makes me feel good. I took Pasta Salad into the park to eat in a tuberware container. And I ate three popsicles while upside down.

I also decided that tomorrow I will be happy, make friends, and generally enjoy life instead of being normal boring Robert. YAY HAPPINESS.

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